Why not waste your afternoon? You don't need those spreadsheets anyway...
I wonder if "puke your guts out" is part of the application's "achievement" list?
Why not start here?
The man himself has written a nice letter about the chapel that was featured in a little film called Night of the Living Dead back in the 1960s. There's currently a fund-raising drive happening for it... why not kick in a buck or two?
Interesting online resource for various bits o' zombie goodness. Warnings
Despite the caveats above, I'm still pretty into the concept of flamethrowers as an anti-zombie weapon.
This started a lively online debate with some friends awhile back.